| Jack asks: Would you ever come out to a event in ILLINOIS for an event for a Charity American Cancer Society Relay for life? YES/NO/AND Y OR Y NOT. |
| jack says Is there an Illinois Ave in Santa Monica we're not familiar with or.... |
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| joey asks: Jack, The video store keeps calling. Your copy of 'Shaving Ryans Privates' is 4 weeks past due. |
| jack says That bird's a liar. |
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| cypher asks: Jack, Why can't you do a Sticker Pimp event at the lil dive bar up the street from your office. Sticker, T-shirt and a beer? |
| jack says Yeah. We're not welcome at the Backstage Bar n Grill anymore. Not since Rumpleminz Tuesday's got out of control last year. |
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| kujo asks: Jack. Stacy's mom has got it going on. Just though I'd let you know |
| jack says Thanks Kujo. We were not aware. |
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| miles Stein asks: when were you born? |
| jack says St. Patricks Day, 2005. Hoooray beer!! |
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| Brian asks: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
| jack says Fail. |
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| Rick asks: Are you going to listen to the President's STFU speech tonight? |
| jack says Weird. We didnt even know the government had a Strategic Traffic Forensics Unit. |
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| Art asks: Jack can I shave your back? |
| jack says Ok thats creepy. Not because you wanna shave our back but because right now, our back TOTALLY needs shaving. See you tomorrow? |
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| D O U G asks: ...........................hello?........................... |
| jack says hi. hi. hi. HI. HI. HI. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI. HOW YA DOIN? HEY. HI. HI HI HI HI. HEYYY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY YOU. HI hi hi......hi. |
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| Don asks: Jack, Why does Getty Lee sound like a goat in heat when he sings? |
| jack says BECAUSE GEDDY IS THE GOAT KING, OR HE WHO LIVES BELOW. |
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